Preliminary personality profile here
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me.
It's not a great picture, (they're not really stationary objects, you know) but you can sort of see (perhaps imagine) that Guinness has foam-colored markings on her face and chin. She's genetically a sloppy drinker.
They're starting to look like a parasitic skin condition. "I'm sorry Mr. Hyde, but it appears that you have kittens." (sort of thanks to Gary Larson...)

Self explanatory.